Saturday, 30 April 2016

Travel Diary 2


Travel Diary Pt 2

After a week on the road we are behind our itinerary already! Maybe I’ve been too ambitious with it. Maybe the day out waiting to get the van checked didn’t help. Certainly trying to take a direct route instead of down the autoroutes didn’t!

We left Leper in Belgium and I planned to go the direct route down to Amiens instead of the big loop the autoroute takes.  Well, worst decision I could have made! Every 3kms or so, there was another village with speeds dropping from 70kph down to 50 or 30kph. And the road! Narrow, cobblestoned through every village, cars parked on the side leaving about 300mm to sneak past when negotiating oncoming traffic.

Our van is 2M wide and 6.5M long, so it needs a bit of room … and I am still getting used to the extra width. However, so far I’ve only knocked two rear view mirrors on cars, which is good. No damage either. But Kerrie yells at me just as I hit them, not before! I explained to her it would be a good idea to let me know beforehand, not at the same time. That way I may be able to avoid them. It’s bloody near impossile to watch oncoming traffic, the centreline and the right hand wing mirror to see how close I am to the curbs and parked cars.

Even on the autoroutes, the lanes are narrow and we travel mainly in the truck lane and overtake when it’s clear. As one drives past, the truck’s speed buffets the air around it and knocks the van around a bit. To make matters worse, the van has sloppy steering and so I find I am constantly having to adjust by a miniscule amount in order to avoid a major accident!

I now know why there are millions of rest areas called Aires on the side of every road. Parking spots where trucks, vans and cars can pull over, drivers can have a break, go to the toilet, smoke or just strecthc there legs for a while. These places are usually clean, neat and tidy and very welcome. As after an hour or so of driving, one needs to relax ones nerves and get ready for the next stretch!

Simon didn’t help matters much on the direct route either. He kept trying to redirect us to the autoroute and in the end, I threatened to get rid of him and use Crystal instead. However, we figured she wouldn’t be any improvement so we turned him off and kept going.

A couple of hours and 30kms later, I gave up on this direct route and turned Simon back on and followed his instructions back to the autoroute and away we went. No more “direct” routes for me! We ploughed on and Simon was still insistent on going some weird ways. At one village, we had to turn right, s small road by local standards. Fortunately nothing coming and we risked going down it. Turn left in 150M says Simon. We did and found ourselves travelling parallel to the road we had been on. Except well and truelly in farmland! And on a what was basically a one way road. Fortunately nothing coming as I have no idea how we would have passed each other.

Another left hand turn to take us back towards the original road and this time it seemed like a driveway into a farm residence. Ploughed fields on one side and some crop with yellow flowers on the other. We wound our way through this, over a couple of rises, blokes with tractors watching us carefully and shaking their heads! Eventually, for absolutely no reason, Simon decided to go back to the original route and we were off again! A nice little interlude of country viewing. But … we began to seriously wonder about Simon. Maybe he had drunk too much of the red wine we had had the previous night.

The time by this stage was about 4.30pm amd we had been driving for about 6 hours and I was tired and had enough for one day. We were not quite half way to where the itinerary said we should be. But we found a village just off the main road with a cheap municpal campsite - E15.00 for the night. And wonderfull hot showers. Parked the van, on with the electricity and then off down to the village pub for a feed. The pub was on the corner of the village square and called Le Carousel. An ancient building with some modern additions in front. Painted in a reddish brown colour and lots of windows, It even had, hopefully, about 12 outdoor seating arrangements complete with umbrellas and chairs and tables. No one using them due to it being about 6C.

We wandered inside and it was about 16C inside, so we warmed up and ordered some omellettes from the young waitress who couldn’t speak English and smiled at my imperfect French. So with much pointing and “Ouis” with the occasional “Excuse-moi madam, mais pouissez-vous du vin rouge?” we got food and a pitcher of local red wine. Very nice too I might add.

Wandered back to the camp ground with me asking Kerrie to slow down as I didn’t think it was a race and I would have lost had it been as my knee is now swollen from walking and my ankle hurts like blazes due to there being no cartiledge between the bones. However, nothing compared to what some people have to put up with, so soldier on!! I had kind of figured this would happen and while prepared for it mentally, didn’t mean I had to like it!

The Camp site was about 400m out of the village and boasted about 30 sites and a couple of dongers. Hot showers and free wifi which we couldn’t connect to. So we had to make do with the Wifi router we had bought with links to Orange and only works in France. Apparently, there is no common Telco which provides Internet access in Europe. So each country requires a new Sim Card to work. Good for the Telcos, but not good for travellers!! This could add up to a bit over the long term.

In the morning I noticed once again no one was up and moving around until about 8.00am. The vans have all the blinds pulled down and no noise in them. In fact one never hears anything at all in the sites. People are so quiet. Then there is a bit of rush to the toilets and showers and they disappear inside their vans once again. Strange! Maybe it’s the cold. Maybe it because they are all older. Who knows.

Just as we finished packing up and ready to head back out onto the road with Simon, I noticed a caravan moving all by itself. It backed out of a site, straightened up and went forward about 5 feet and got all nicely lined up on the concrete. All by itself. No car attached and no people pushing or pulling it. Being a nosey individual, I wandered over to find a bloke with a remote control in his hand, pressing buttons and pointing the remote at the caravan.

This guy and his wife were from Germany. Some place called “Ouchberg” or whatever in the north of Germany near the Danish border and they were over 65 and he explained the system to me. There is a drive system under the van complete with motor and cogs for driving the wheels forward or backwards and turning any way one wants. Brilliant system for people who cannot push or pull or if the van gets stuck in mud or whatever. Smart piece of German technology and something I had never seen before.

Chatting with people is interesting. Everyone we have met has been really nice and helpful. Even when there have language difficulties. I find it always helps to say “Je suis desolet. Je ne parle pas bein le francais.” Before anything else. Roughly translated it means I’m sorry, I don’t speak French very well. But whatever it works a treat.

I’ve also noticed that accents vary dramatically. I asked a bloke for directions to Caen and he had no idea of where I wanted to go. I showed him on the map and what he said sounded like “Kah!” Pronounced way back in the throat and very gutteral. Nothing like I expected. My pronounciation which had been approved by my French teacher was very proper of course! Just to prove a point I have heard about 3 or 4 ways of saying that word Caen. And none of them sound like “Cain” or “Cayen” or whatever!!

However I think my accent is improving. Twice today I have tried just asking a question or two without the apology first and received a waffling on for ages in French as if I understood. Then when I have looked on totally bewildered, I have had to resort to the “Je suis desolet …” bit to try and stop them. That works! But no one had seemed to mind. I figured they wouldn’t have waffled on like that if my accent gave me away as being English or whatever. Is that an improvement or just another potential trap to fall into?  Nevermind, I’ll persevere!

The biggest issue is trying to keep up with how fast they talk. Words all run together and the beginning of one word becomes the ending of the one before. With me still thinking in individual words, it takes about 4 words from them for me to lose track and get totally lost. I’m still trying to work out what the third word was while they have finished with about 40!

All in all, I have found so far that if you try and speak some French, they like it and are quite willing to persevere with their limited English. So between us we get things sorted with a bit of fun and mutual laughter.

Thursday, 28 April 2016

Travel Diary 1


As I sit here filling in time, waiting as one does between drinks and food while flying, and feeling partly in anticipation, bored with the current status quo, and definitely tired, I thought I’d start this blog or whatever it will turn out to be. So….
Last minute packing at home and the trip to the airport and check in was uneventual. Had a few minutes chatting to Mum in the car to say a final good bye and one which I knew she would have expected, and as it turned out, it was! I was blithely told, “Yes… I thought you’d phone me this morning!”.
Yesterday we had spent 3 or 4 hours at home ensuring no bags weighed more than 23kgs or 7 kgs depending upon what part of the plan they were going on and of course having to repack items from one to another to meet these targets. Had some difficulty in resolving the weight per bag conundrum until fortunately  Kerrie agreed to take a small back pack which solved the issue, as every bag was less than 1Kilo under the maximum limit. Quite a feat to pack for 4 months away in only 2 large and 1 small suitcase and a couple of backpacks as carry on luggage. I suspect there may well be some shopping in store for us upon arrival!!
QANTAS is QANTAS, but they have changed their chef and the new one knows how to cook! Either that or they have got sick of the complaints and we got lucky with our date of flying when they were trying to impress. Either way, we were. Suitably I might add.
Finnair, which we caught at Singapore, was OK. We flew in an A340 with Finnair and a A330 with QANTAS. Very similar aircraft, but the A330 was more modern. Something to do with Finnair leasing aircraft and not yet ready for the upgrade apparently.
Once again sitting in lounges in airports for 4 or 5 hours is not something anyone looks forward to. But we did find a lounge in Singapore which catered for our Airline (FinnAIr). It’s a basic lounge, lots of seats, the universally offered FREE WiFi, and the same kind of food you’d expect anywhere in Asia. Bowls of noodles, soups and spring rolls with savouries disguised as sweets. No Bourbon to my disgust, so settled for Barcadi as Dimples, Vodka and Gin are not really thing. Must admit I was tempted by the look of a bottle of red wine, but wanted to stay sober!!
When we had landed from the Brisbane – Singapore leg, we had checked with an airport staff member, a Chinese lady around 30 yrs of age and armed with a tablet full of every piece of information you need to know about Changi Airport. After an initial bit of confusion, she got the right idea, consulted with the tablet which confirmed our flight, gate and time of departure which also agreed with our tickets. Kerrie and I looked at each other, smiled and I said “Well, things looking good so far!”
 Not long after, the people at the lounge desk, told us something different. Same gate, same flight but leaving an hour earlier than our boarding passes and the tablet belonging to the Chinese girl said. The Departures screens told us something else, which was precisely nothing, as it was far too early to let people like us know that far in advance. I suggested to Kerrie we wait and then Kerrie said “Not too long as the close the gates 30 mins before take off! Have a look at that sign”.
Sure enough she was right which meant that the people at the lounge check in had no idea about anything much at all. They had suggested we walk down from the lounge with 10 mins to go! We were not going to risk that.
In the end, we left the lounge 45 mins before take off, and arrived at the check in and scanning process again, Kerrie took off belt, shoes and jewellery for the second time that day, and we waltzed through to spend another 10 mins putting it all back on again and loading ones pockets with the various pieces of paraphnalia one carts around when travelling.
The flights were usual flights, the waitress or waiter (we had an all male Aussie crew on the Bne/ SNG leg and a Singaporean crew on the FinnAir leg – work that out! No Heidis at all), anyway whoever it was, made all the usual announcements about safety, hiding bags under the seat, what to do in the event of a landing at places other than an airport and to take careful note of the exit signs and where we were seated in relation to them. Don’t forget about the lighted strips on the floor which will help find our way through the dust and scattered bits of plane, people and luggage in the event of a crash. Air crew are an extraordinarily optomistic lot aren’t they! But hey ….  better to look on the bright side I guess.
Could have done without seeing the Muslim prayer room at the airport though. Praying before flying is not optomistic in my opinion. Either that or they know something the rest of us on that flight don’t!
Currently travelling at 46,000 ft over Afghanistan and I just hope that is high enough to avoid ground to air hand held missiles!  If you see another of these posts, you’ll know it was and I’m probably going to look for the Prayer Room at the next airport. Even if just to say “Thankyou” to whoever is in charge of such things.
The map on the small TV screen in front of me says we are going to go over something called Sankt Peterburg, Volchov, Kohtla-Jarva Naarva and Lappeenranta which looks very Finnish to me due to repetitive use of the same letters in most of their words which for some reason doesn’t make them sound like they are stuttering when they talk.
Nevermind, not far to go now. Local time is just after 5.00am, had breakfast and we land at 6.30 am and catch the next plane at 8.00 am, arriving in Frankfurt at 9.40 am local time. I did a really stupid thing and calculated how long between the time I got up on Tuesday morning at home (3.30am) and when I would next sleep in a bed which is approximately 9.00pm Wednesday night local time. It’s about 38 hours all up until we land at Frankfurt. Then doing the Customs thing, get the Garmin thing, get the van thing, and the driving to Aachen thing is another 12 hours. So, about 50 hours all up. Mmmmm … not a lot say really!
We’re sitting in Business Class on a Finnair A319 Airbus flying from Helsinki to Frankfurt. Had an interesting time for a few minutes in the airport as after leaving the Singapore/Helsinki aircraft, and remaining in Transit, we had all our carry on luggage screened before being let loose in the Transit Area!
Kerrie was suitably impressed with doing the shoes, belt, jewellery thing for the third time in one day and I’m wondering if she’ll have to do it in Frankfurt when we arrive there! Four times in one day would be a superlative effort! Let alone the discussion comments about it each time!
When we got to the other end of the Transit Lounge we were still Air side but had to go through Customs again. Kerrie goes first and the Customs Officer who looked like he was over the moon about having to work at that hour of the day and his best mate in the cubicle beside him kept jumping up and down every minute to look at the growing crowd of people queuing to see them. The worried look on his face as well as his instructions to those with European Passports to go to that line over there made everyone feel welcome and relaxed!
Needless to say, Kerrie goes before me and I hang back behind the Blue line as the printed instructions on the floor tell me and watch Kerrie and the happy chappy get acquainted. He starts asking questions about how long we are in Europe and when are leaving. She tried to clarify and didn’t know the answers as I had done all the flight and travel arrangements.
She looks around at me for help and says to the happy chappy that my husband can help and I go to step forward. Which was greeted with a loud, “Stay behind the line!”. So, no such thing as a quiet civilised conversation between friends then! 
He again asks her “When are you going home?” Kerrie turns around to me for the answer and then says in August to the guy. Of course this causes some distress to him as this answer says we are in Europe longer than the allowed 90 days and that’s an unacceptable option and will probably mean more paperwork for him which didn’t appear to make him happier. His best mate was now jumping up and down and looking at me as well his queue, which had me thinking a bit! I wondered what queue he’d tell me to join if I didn’t shut up! I didn’t really want to find out.
Anyway, I called out to the happy chappy and asked him “leaving for where? Home or leaving Europe?”  He initially told me to be quiet which I ignored and proceeded to call him “Sir” and suchlike which in turn mollified him somewhat and he allowed me to explain that while we were going home in August, we were actually leaving Europe on July 19th well within the 90 day period.
He got all happy again, releaved that he wasn’t going to have the extra paperwork, stamped Kerrie’s Passport and waived her through. I asked if I could cross the line with the instructions not to written on it, and was allowed to this time. He got all surprised I had a NZ Passport and Kerrie had an Australian one. Starting to say something , but then stopped. Must have been reverting to his normal taciturn happy self. But, to give him his credit, he did thank me for clarifying and wished us a happy holiday. To which I responded, “ Thankyou Sir! Been planning this for 40 years and I certainly plan to do my best!” Which was apparently far too much information. Either that or my chatter was running the risk of him enjoying himself for a minute, because he just waived me away while calling “next!”
Still haven’t worked out what they take for happy pills in Finnland!

Tuesday 19th April.
Landed at Frankfurt and had no Customs to go through. Funny, because I thought we would have being the first port of call in Europe. However, it turned out it wasn’t the first one after all! I had no idea Finland was in Europe. Just as well because the Happy Chappy’s best mate may have been working in Customs in Frankfurt and one of that family in a day is enough for anyone!
Got outside amidst a huge number of people from all over the world it seemed and went to look for a bus. Quickly changed my mind when I realised that there was no way we were going to be able to find the one we needed. So paid up for a taxi. Turned out the driver had spent some time in Sydney on a holiday and thought it was a lovely place. Apparently he did not meet any Melbournians while there.
We drove for what seemed forever, but in reality was only 45 mins on the motorway and then ground to a halt due to an accident some 8 kms ahead. So off the motorway and took the long way around. Not worry, we had the time and fortunately the extra money to go with it. 120 Euros later we arrived just before midday at McRent where we were to pick up the Campervan. The nice German man at recpetion promptly informed us that pickup was only after 2.00pm. I must have looked suitably crestfallen because his boss walked over and they rabbited on together in German and then told me in broken English that the van was ready and they would make an exception for us. Wow! So we proceeded to hand over Australian Driver’s Licences, International Driver’s Licenses, Insurance details, Booking Form and everything else he asked for. But when he got to my Credit Card, I couldn’t find it. Looked everywhere then realised I must have left it at home. Fortunately Kerrie came ot the rescue with hers, but the forms had to be in the same name as the Credit Card so the paperwork needed redoing!
Being an efficient man, he suggested we watched the “How to use the Van” DVD while he fixed things up. Naturally we agreed as the efficiency caught on. We discovered on the DVD that there are a variety of vans which have different features and different ways to use the same features. But being efficient they had made one DVD with all the features for all the models of vans on it. But had forgoten to tell us what the model van it was that we were getting!
The efficiency stuff worked though and when we got to the van we managed with the man’s help to figure out most of it. Then it was check and write down all the scratches, dints and bangs that we would apparently not get charged for. Efficency apparently doesn’t extend to repairs. Particularly as he informed me that they only lease the vans for 12 months before selling them. All care and clients have all the financial responsibility! Good business if you can get it …
Once we loaded and had signed assorted documents and stowed our copies, we were off.
The interesting thing is that, while I had mentally prepared for driving on the wrong side of the road, it was the width of the van that caused the greatest worry. Even though the van is 2.0M wide, I was totally unaware that I was driving within 200mm or less from parked cars, lamposts and everything else until Kerrie informed me in a tight, scared voice that I was a fair from the middle of the road. I looked and thought “Mmmm … she’s got a point here” and went to move the van closer to the middle of the road only to discover the dotted white centre lines began to disappear under the front of the bus and only reappear in the side mirrors after the van had passed them. This means that my left hand wheels were on the wrong side of the road! Not much to do about that and I worked on the theory that I had two options, listen to Kerrie keep a running commentary in various ways such as gasping about just missing things or play bluff with the oncoming traffic. As were 6.5 metres long and 2m wide and had a large front I chose the bluff department. It worked, oncoming traffic obligingly moved over. Sorted that out!
The next 3 hours consisted of the same thing over and over again. Only most of it was at 110kms per hour with other vehicles overtaking me on the left at about 130kms. Trying to get into that lane to pass trucks going at 90 or 100kms is interesting to say the least!
Suffice to say, after a large learning curve over the next 3 hours, we arrived in Aachen at the correct address celebrated by huge sighs of relief. There had been road works along some of the way where we needed to turn off and the GPS had us traveling through paddocks on its display. After a couple of circles and Simon the melodious English upper class voice on the GPS, repetitively saying “RECALCULATING! RECALCULATING!” in a very patient manner, we ended up a different motorway than we were supposed to be on and going in the wrong direction. Despite all this, Simon did his job and detoured us via a couple of more motorways and side streets until we got it right! Well done Simon!
We found the local drivers to be very good. Obviously used to foreigners who are not to used to good drivers. All the motorway entrances and exits have long “runways” which allow vehicles to either get up to speed as opposed to joining the main stream doing 40kph less and everyone havng to slow down waiting for them to speed up or turning off the motorway and having to slam on the brakes to get down to the local 50kph in built up areas. German efficiency is applied to everything!
Having parked in a side street down the road from the people we were going to meet, we walked to their house and were greeted by a pleasant lady who, in broken English said she was expecting us. Which was good seeing as we were both a bit stuffed and really didn’t feel much like driving anymore. It had been 50 hours since I had climbed out of bed to catch the plane and despite the bed in Business Class on the plane, hadn’t slept much at all. The eyes were sore and aching and even walking to begin with was an effort. So it was really good to find a lovely welcome and being handed a cup of coffee and told to make ourselves at home for a night or two.
We had met this lady’s son back in Australia when he was on a working holiday and I had kept in touch and arranged to meet his parents to discuss our plans and see if they could improve on them. What a delightful couple they turned out to be and we all spent two evenings together drinking German wine efficiently made and discussing our plans, how to get around Aachen to buy the things we needed in the van like food and other necessities, and generally getting to know one another. Turns out they had owned a campervan similar to our hire one and over the years had travelled all over Europe on holiday and had a book printed each time full of their photos and comments on their travels. They’d titled their books by the year and country they holidayed in and I thought what a great way to keep records. Apparently there is an App one can use to setup and edit the book contents and it costs them just on A$50 to have it printed. Must get that App I think.
The next day we spent shopping and stocking up the van. Got nearly everything we needed except of course, a cork screw for the wine! Having got so used to scew caps in Australia, just didn’t think of it of course. And many local wine bottles still come with corks in them! Discovered this on our first night Camping and had to go and ask the next door neighbour. She didn’t speak any English and my French is rudimentary at best and no German except “Heidi” and that wasn’t going to cut it! Suffice to say, by holding up the bottle and miming, she quickly caught on and came to our rescue. Needless to say, a cork scew was on the next shopping list before I got back to the van! Why am I not surprised!!
After shopping at Aldi (where else would one shop when in Germany!), we caught a bus into Aachen city centre. Bought some more things from a discount retailer for the van. Kerrie got waylaid by a gay guy selling some kind of organic makeup or skin repair stuff. I lost interest in about 30 seconds when he started waffling and waving his hands about and went for a walk to look for a WiFi stick. Needed one of these for data access. Visited all the various companies, O2, Saturn, Vodaphone and had fun speaking English to Germans asking for a Pre-paid Data only USB stick. None to be had. Anywhere. They don’t sell them. At all. For Europe.
The deal is, have to buy one for each country we visit or sign up to a 2 yr Plan and pay extra to avoid roaming charges. How does that work? Well, roaming charges are horrific. Same as in Australia, so they discount them if you go on a 2yr Plan which still costs a fortune. So, I decided to go without and only buy one if the Camp sites don’t have WiFi I can buy or we realise we will not be near any Starbucks or McDonalds.
I wandered back to see Kerrie an hour and a half later, only to see the gay guy was still waffling about stem cells (organic ones at that), in some cream he had which would take 10 years off her looks in about 2 years of using this stuff. Seemed a lot like the Mobile 2 yr Plan. Costs a fortune and no guarantees! So I went for another walk, saw a bunch more shops, and hid in one for a whle pretending to be interested in German language books. I will say this for the German language. They have lots of long words. Apparently whoever invented German decided it would be much better to use one word instead of six to say the same thing. Hence I suspect they break all world records for having the most letters in the most number of words in any language.
Eventually Kerrie decided she should buy some of this stuff and after handing over the Credit Card we left with a couple of small tubes of organic stem cells mixed into a cream that was going to recreate her looks.  We also knew that this guy had a shop in Dusseldorph, some in France, lots of staff, used to work for Dior and a whole bunch of other information that was of no use to us, but apparently he felt was impressive. Instead of ohhing and ahhing which would have made him waffle on some more, we left before he started on his friends.
Spent a couple of hours wandering around the Old Town portion looking at buildings that had been authorised by Charlemagne in the 12 th or 13th Century and were being repaired again in the 21st. Old stone, covered in centuries of grime were being scrapped and lightly chisselled making the stone look like it was fresh and new. Statues of Saints and famous people covering the steeples and fronts of the buildings looked down on the passersby the same way they had been doing for hundreds of years. I wondered who they all had been. So many of them. Normally one might expect to see maybe 2 or 3 but here were dozens! What had they done to get their likeness carved in stone and what stories they could tell. Mostly religious figures or community leaders was my guess. Some were variations of the same famous person.
We kept wandering around and I noticed that the cobblestone streets were not very long or wide and were seldom straight. They curved and wound their way directing walkers past ancient buildings which had shops on the ground floor and accommodation above. Every couple of hundred meters they opened up onto another square in which sat people outside coffee and pastry shops drinking, talking and doing what people do the world over, gaze at other people doing the same thing. Everyone rugged up against the cold, even though the sky was a brilliant blue and the sun shone, it was cold in the shadows and the air was around a cold 8C. We were thankful to be wearing our thick woollen coats on top of jumpers and shirts!
Around 3.30pm we decided to catch the bus home. We still had to pack away the shopping and finalise the van for the rest of the trip and we knew it was going to be a ¾ hr trip home. I pulled out the instructions we had received from our friend and made our way to outside the Bank where the bus stop was located.
It wasn’t, but we found it about 300m away outside the Old Town Hall. Waited for the bus which apparently could be numbered “anything ending in a 5” and ask for Ringstrasse. Nothing difficult in that on would assume. About ½ an hour later we jumped on board No 35 and asked for Ringstrasse only to receive blank look and a stream of German. I thought I’d pronounced it wrong and went to put the correct change down and turned to Kerrie to get the written instructions to show this guy. All the time he’s growling away in German and I’m not catching any of it.
Just as Kerrie came up with the instructions, he suddenly grabbed the money and gave us two tickets and motioned for us to move down the aisle. As we moved down, I’m, thinking to myself, something is not quite right here and I suspect he’s just got sick of trying to tell us something and taken the money and left us to sort it out.
We grabbed a seat and pulled out the street map. I recognised which direction we were supposed to be going and waited to see if we headed there. But after about 5 stops and going the wrong way and not turning around, I said to Kerrie, “I think this is the wrong bus!”.
The young man sitting in the next seat looked blank when I asked him if he spoke English as did the girl opposite us. Then another bloke turned around and asked us “where are you trying to go?”.
I looked up and smiled to hear a friendly voice in something other than gutteral mumblings and explained our predicament. This guy was great, he knew exactly what we should do apparently. This was defintely the wrong bus. So we should get off and cross the road and catch a No 45. That would defintely get us there!! We thanked him and got off and crossed the road and I said to Kerrie, catching the bus here is wrong I think. Let’s look at the map as I suspect we should be miles away.
Sure enough, we were on the opposite of the city centre! So, we started walking. And walking and walking. Up cobblestone streets that play havoc with one’s ankles and feet and my back and knees! After 4kms I had it and needed to stop for a rest. Checked the map and realised we were about half way there!
Two or three streets later we saw a bus driver having a smoke outside his bus while waiting for his leaving time to roll around. So I asked him if he spoke English which he did, and then showed him the map and explained where we needed to go.
He confidentially said “Sure, I know! I know!” and proceeded to tell us to walk around the corner cross the road, catch bus no 3a for two stops. Then get out and catch bus no 31. Again I was suspicious, but who would know whether this was right or not!
As the turning the corner the bit was right, we did that. We had to walk that route anyway and crossed the road and walked on a few hundred meters before we found a bus stop. I could see on the map that the street we needed to be on was only about 1km  further ahead, and I didn’t know about any Bus No 3a and suggested that we walk that 1km as well to be sure.
So Kerrie took off and I followed … slowly. Very slowly! About 15 mins later we turned into the street we needed and walked a further 500m to the nearest bus stop. Waited for a bus with a number ending in 5 (except 35) which took about 17 mins and boarded only to be told Nein! Nein! Apparently this bus didn’t go where we neeed either! We hopped off and waited for another 6 mins for the next bus and tried again. Same result!
By this time it was just 5.30pm. Two hours since we had caught the first bus and it was starting to get colder. Kerrie’s not happy!! Anyway, the third bus took us where we needed.
We got asked what happened and why so late when we reached “home” and explained that not all buses with numbers ending in 5 actually go the way we needed. However, they do apparently but some go the long way around. If we had stayed on the first bus long enough it would have taken us where we needed to go. Just taken about an hour longer to get there! Ditto for the next couple we tried. Helpful drivers wanted us to get “home” quicker, maybe.
The next morning we learnt how to give directions to our new Garmin GPS. I had been told that the Van did not have a GPS but as it turned out it did! That is where Simon came from. I wanted to compare our Garmin with Simon and see who was the best etc so decided to use them both at the same time and compare. By the end of the day, Simon had won!
The Garmin software I ordered is a truck version for Europe and we had to input the size of the campervan so it knew not to direct us under bridges too low or along roads too narrow for the van. Great idea. There is a GPS put out by Tom Tom which has software called “Camping and Caravanning” which by the sounds of it is great. But Tom Tom are listed amongst the highest firms for “lack of non-helpful responses” in my all time list. And that is saying something!! Besides, neither products are sold in Australia and I could not raise Tom Tom Internationally and the Australian office wouldn’t supply the contact details to me. Just kept sending me emails with specials and promises of discounts for Aussie software! Despite me having explained I needed European maps. Dumb as!
Garmin is sold in Frankfurt by licensed or franchised businesses. I got mine from Computer Universe who, unlike Tom Tom were very helpful and even agreed to order this product in especially for me as they normally do not carry it. No payment until I arrived to pick it up!
Once it was loaded we headed off for a drive of about 3 hours to get us through southern Belgium into Northern France about 200kms north of Paris. There is a little town called Les Quesnoy which I wanted to visit as it was freed by NZ Forces during WWI and there was a close kinship between NZ and the village. It and a little town in the centre of the North Island called Cambridge are sister cities.
During WWI, 400 Kiwis attacked 1500 Germans and saved around 1400 French lives because they did it in a way that avoided bombing and mortering the village. 85 Kiwis are buried locally and every ANZAC day a Ceremony is held and I wanted to attend. ANZAC Day being the day after we arrived.
Les Quesnoy closed its Municiple Camping Ground recently so we had to grab the next nearest about 20 mins away at a place near St Amand called Camping St Amand des Bruyeres. Located on the edge of a forest which is part of a National Reserve, it was neat and tidy and run by a lovely couple with a couple of helpers. The ladies name was Aurore which is beast of a thing for a native English speaker to pronounce so I just asked her if I could call her Christine. She laughed and said “OK”!
The helpers seem to be married in other words they live on the camp site in a permanent hutt and split duties as required. She mainly runs the Episcerei ie the Bar and a place where one should be able to order food except they don’t do food but are happy to sell some tins and wine etc from a room off the Bar. Some licensing structure seems to be the problem. Not to worry we had already decided on our food but were happy to spend around E4.50 per bottle for some really well made Red. Light of course. Nothing like a Big Aussie Shiraz, but yummie all the same.  
As well, we tried some Rose, smoked one of the guy’s cigars when offered it, watched the other campers play pool and botchie and played pool ourselves in between. Generally had a good time. The guy donated a cap with the Camp name on the front of it and placed it on my head and said “Pour vous!”. So he qualified for one of our Kiwi Keyrings. I had bought a number of these from NZ thinking they’d be handy from time to time to use as a gift when people had been especially “nice” to us. It caused a bit of a stir amongst the other Frenchmen and before long I had to do a bit of the haka and when they said “All Blacks c’est Number un!” I had to of course sing out “Allez le Blue!” which all helped to relaxed things nicely.
For the next couple of hours they chatted away in French and kerrie and I chatted away in English with much gesticulation and the “petite” amount of French I know, but we all had fun and left good friends when it closed at 8.00pm. That’s bedtime for everyone. Within 20 mins the whole joint had shut down, lights all off and I assume everyone tucked up in bed.
Kerrie and I took a little longer due to the colder weather kicking in and slowing us down somewhat. But we too eventually made it to bed. Me for around 6 hours sleep – a record for me in France! Well actually, nearly a record for me anywhere to tell the truth!
The next day we wandered around a village some 20kms odd away - Les Quesnoy; driving down a few streets the wrong way and even managed to get Simon muddled up. He got stuck on saying “Recalculating” over and over again for about 10 mins till I turned him off. The problem was I had no street and house number to enter into for Simon, just the town name and he was determined to direct us to the village centre through these narrow windy roads till we hit the town square. He got short shift after about 5 mins of that and we drove in and around and back out again as of course, there was no where to park. By a sheer fluke we found a space outside a “Supermarche” which we wanted to go to anyway. Parked the van half on the footpath and half on the road, locked up and went for a wander again only this time on our feet. Still got looked at mind you, by the locals! But not as severely as when we were driving.
We found the Tourism Village and confirmed the commemoration ceremonies for the next day. Times and places to assemble and we heard the NZ High Commissioner was going to be there as well as local dignataries and so forth. All good! Made our way back to the van and decided to finish off the day with a visit to the Supermarche.
That was interesting! Between my limited French and the staff’s limited English we got everything we needed in twice the time it would normally take. But it was fun! Loaded with some baguettes and cheese and more red wine (Bordeaux this time) at E4.30/bttle and something for dinner, we sorted it all out and stowed it in the van before heading off to the Camp Site.
That was the first time I had walked around a village like this and I found the architecture interesting. So different to anything we have in NZ or Australia. Some great ideas as well with types of doors and use of shutters and so on.
I also noticed that about 50% of the shops were closed and there weren’t that many people about. Sure it was the middle of the day, but you’d expect some life! Instead, many shops were shut. The police station was closed. Not a professional office open and the Church in the village centre closed. Along with about 60% of the Cafes. Then I remembered, it was Monday; and opening on Mondays is not a good thing apparently. But they all seemed happy enough and quite prepared to see the solicitor and coppers on Tuesdays if necessary!
Les Quesnoy is a rebuilt town with little of it’s original buildings left. Founded in the 12th Century and with a large moat and walls built around it; high gates and ramparts etc it suffered mightily during WWII. Late in 1945, 400 NZ armed forces attacked through smog and smoke created by burning oil drums, 2 of them climbed the walls and hoisted up ladders and the 1500 odd Germans were surprised. 290 NZ troops were wounded in the attack and 85 killed. However, the town was taken in one day of fighting.
The odd attack method was made due to the relunctance of the Kiwis to use mortar and shelling as the town still housed a lot of French inhabitants who would have been killed had the attack been carried out differently. This gesture by the Kiwis won the hearts of the local inhabitants who have held an annual ceremony to remember how their town was saved.
Today, an ANZAC ceremony is held on ANZAC day with a Dawn Service, a march past the memorial in the centre of the village and a formal function attended by local dignataries, NZ Consular General, some NZ Forces and civilians. Mostly decendents of those Kiwis who were killed here. High up on the ramparts leading into the town, is a War Grave with many sites holding the remains of men from the Maori Battalion and NZ Engineers Divisions along with those of other nationalities. Les Quesnoy is also a sister city with the town of Cambridge in the North Island of NZ.  
We were there the day before ANZAC Day and the town was a picture with NZ and French flags along all the streets, flower boxes brimming with colourful flowers and we were treated respectfully by those who asked where we were from and hearing of the Australian and New Zealand connection. I was also pleased to hear that children and youngsters are encouraged to participate so the commeration does not die out and is carried to the next generation. Much like the RSL’s have done in Australia.
We planned to attend the march past at 11.00am the next day and eventually left with it just starting to rain. Back to our Campsite.
Got up early the next morning to get cleaned up, pack the van and leave for the march past. Problem was the van developed a warning sign on the dash which looked like the computer was playing up or had recorded something else that had played up. I was relunctant to drive it and after an hour or so, got hold of the Fiat Service Dept. That’s when we became aware of the second problem, I had been transfered to the wrong department. Call centres eh!!
So, another phone call and this time success! Only to be told, “this is the Dutch division and as you hired the van in Germany you need to speak to the German people”!! So was transferred again and eventually got hold of someone who could speak some English. My limited French was of no value!
Turns out we had to wait until the next day and then drive it carefully to the nearest Fiat Service Agency in a place called Valenciennes located about 25kms away. They wouldn’t come to us. After an email confirming the address and a contact who would know of our plight, we settled down in the bar to enjoy the rest of our day. A couple of bottles of red, a few games of pool and watching the botchie game again helped get rid of the frustration over a lost day and missing the ANZAC ceremony. They are good people and it all became a bit of fun. Eventually!
The next morning, we started the van and of course, no warning light appeared! However, we carefully drove to Valenciennes and reported to the correct Fiat Agency manager who said “Is the warning light still on?” I couldn’t answer him without more French at my disposable as it required a detailed explanation not a simple “Oui” or “Non”. So, Microsoft Translation became useful for a while until we got it all sorted and the decision was that he was happy for us to drive it while it had no light. So, back in the van and off we go.
Travelled through Drouai. Stopped and got some pictures for my French teacher in Brisbane of her home town. Had a bite to eat at a cafĂ© – panini bread with filling and half a custard slice each washed down with coffee and water in Kerrie’s case. Still bloody cold outside!
While wandering around we stopped and asked for some directions from a man who it turns out has a niece living and working in Auckland NZ. He was even wearing his All Blacks T-Shirt. Fancy that, travelling half way around the world to get excited about a bloke wearing an AB’s T-shirt!! Anyway, I praised Les Blues and he stated that the AB’s were No 1 and Les Blues No 2 in the world and I didn’t have the heart to correct his second pick!
The pub we stopped at, had a meeting going on so was closed to everyone else during lunchtime. Quite amazing! Probably a staff meeting! Who knows!
For the rest of that afternoon, we drove carefully through narrow, clogged streets of various towns and villages according to Simon’s directions and eventually through Messen and onto Leper. Known as Ypres by the English. Mainly because the Belgians decided as the English can’t say Leper properly, they would change the spelling! How decent of them!
Leper is a bigger town with couple of Cathedrals and a couple of other buildings from hundreds of years ago. It is situated roughly in the centre of the WWI front line during the period 1914 to 1917. There are outlying villages which required a decision by locals and government to rebuild at the end of the war, but Leper was only half destroyed. The town houses a Museum dedicated to the Allied Forces during WWI and it was interesting to say the least. Although nothing like the one at Zonnebeke.
Here, there are guns, bayonets, mortars and other shells on display. Uniforms worn by enlisted men and officers alike, a machine gun, a recreation of a dugout, the usual medals, letters and hundreds of pieces of assorted pharaphenalia. Guides may be hired or one can listen to a running commentary on tape in each room one visits. Written stuff about each display and item is available in Dutch, France and English so it wasn’t difficult to make it all interesting. About 6 groups of people arrived by buses and were grabbed by a guard each and taken around the Museum with much talking in a bundle of different languages going on all vieing for the right to be heard. We just stuck to ourselves and kept wandering.
From there we went about 12kms up the road to another town to try and find Tyne Cot Cemetery. We missed it the first time and after enquiries turned around and drove back though a couple small villages before finding the turnoff.
This Cemetery is the largest War Cemetery in Europe. It holds just on 12,000 Allied troops and 4 Germans. Of the 12,000, 8,500 are unknown. Each of their headstones is marked by the words, “Known Unto God”. No name, no country … nothing.  This is the cemetery I think that was used in the movie “The Saving of Private Ryan”. Looks kind of similar.
There are rows and rows and rows and rows of headstones. Sandstone headstones - all the same. The whole plot is surrounded on three sides by a stone wall and the fourth is a memorial with 35,000 names engraved on them. These names are there simply because there was no room left for them to be engraved along with the others in Leper. They are also there because none of their remains were ever found. All missing …
Scattered amongst the headstones was the occasional balsa wood cross with something hand written from a relative, descendent or friend maybe, and very personal. The large memorial was covered by wreaths from the ANZAC Dawn service the previous day and there were poppies everywhere. In the wreaths, in the ground, amongst the headstones. Everywhere!
The whole experience I found totally overwhelming and I found myself shedding a few tears along with Kerrie. It is a most humbling place but fortunately I think it eminates a feel of peace. Thank God! No wonder they called it the War to end all Wars!
After an hour or so, we walked back to the van and moved on. On the way, we drove past more Cemeteries or just a memorial standing alone in a field. They are everywhere and one could easily spend a week here taking in the remnants of the events here. The battles, the scraps, the heroism, the unimaginable suffering and hardships, the stories by old men captured on film in museums and of course, the sites themselves. I’m glad I came.

Metal model of Aachen Cathedral

Park in Aachen town centre

Street Muso's in Aachen.

Street scene Aachen

Street scene Aachen

Camp site toilet .... mmmm

Tulips at Mont des Bruyeres Camp site

Charlemagne's Building - now a Museum


Various shots of the Aachen Cathedral. Very Gothic!




 Street scenes in Aachen Old Quarter

Charlemagne's building and his Statute

Really interesting shop in Aachen. Dispenses into customers containers, choices of dozens of different flavoured vinegars on one side and choices of flavourings for home brews on the other.


Outside pub built in early 1600's in Aachen. Only surviving building in great fire that wiped out the city.